newdoges:

driflloon:

me sitting alone in bed at 5:30am watching the sun come up

thosevideogamemoments:

ZosaCloud:

My Mom helping me through a hard level in Super Mario Land on the day Nintendo Gameboy was released.

huntrad:

tilthat:

TIL Whenever we sleep in unfamiliar surroundings, only half your brain is getting a good night’s rest while the other half stands guard.

via reddit.com

enemies nearby

melonmemes:

Thanks snapchat

zdartstuff:

blackmoonbabe:

zsnes:

snarthurt:

frogmunist:

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

ever had bubble tea?

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp

nymori:

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

I love this post so I made a thing.

moami:

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

alicornmoonstar:

klapollo:

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream